Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined

We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the bawdy and irreverent "Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined," find out about all the many sides of this misunderstood Hollywood star. The Environmentally Sensitive Drew: .".. what the hell does it mean, 'Save the Planet?' Save what planet? How? Who? Why? What will it cost me? Save the Planet. Scramble the eggs. Burn the toast." The Health-Conscious Drew: "They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well ... Watch for my next book, How I Died While Jogging." There's even a bonus chapter with 101 punch lines like these (guess what it's about!): "It has casters. It votes. Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run." Also, early reviews of his hit sitcom: "Schulman also gave 'Drew Carey' a thumbs down. 'He's not an acceptable lead ... He will not carry that show.'" And never-before-revealed notes about his show from the network censor: "November 8, 1996. Page 27 - The dialogue exchange including Oswald's line, 'Five bucks to whoever can cut the cheese on Santa' will not be acceptable. The action of Santa grabbing his crotch will also be unacceptable."